Keseorangan

Terasa macam aku sorang je yang akan major subjek microE.

Adakah aku keseorangan?

Kruuk~~Kruuk~~ *Bunyi cengkerik*

Please, bandage my heart.

Hmmm.

Im either upset or about to cry.

Maybe both.

Or maybe none.

Im always confused with my feelings so please help me analyze this.

Sometime around last month i listen to mrFusyi's rambling about his new boss.

How the new boss cut the internet connection in the office because she thinks its 'a waste of time'

I think that is dumb.

If internet is a waste of time, we should forget about innovations, socializing, and get rid of the word 'Global' in the dictionaries.

Back to the boss, how she obnoxiously claimed that

'Trainee dont contribute much to the company..'

when she wasnt even there when he was working his ass of untill 12am with the rest of the team.

I asked myself silently while mrFusyi typed symbols that hide obscene words during the ramblings.

How would i feel if it happen to me.

And today it actually happen.

An email was forwaded to me by my supervisor today.

"As we sometimes involves students in our disclosure, there is a bit of complication highlighted by Azimah as the proper procedures are more in place.

a) We shall not include anyone who just helps up in finding state of the art or just the writing out the disclosure. The person must contribute in terms of idea and technique that makes the novelty of the disclosure

b) We shall not include student name in the formal disclosure document as MIMOS Patent Office needs to check whether the disclosed idea is similar to the organization that the student affiliated with. For example, university or the current company. Therefore, the process maybe complicated. But due to courtesy, we may share the money with them informally but the most important is we have share the knowledge of writing patent with them, which worth more than the money.

c) For the past disclosure which have not been draft yet, it is advised that we shall make amendment to the disclosure by just submitting the pages to Patent Office where the amendment highlights the percentage contribution and signature page.

As words are sometimes hard to describe, if anyone not clear about the three lines, I am ready to describe in more details. Thanks."

Let me explain untuk memudahkan kalian faham.

They wont put my name as author on a patent that i write.

I mean, patents.

See the letter s there?

I may not contribute to the novelties but I did not just write, and i did not just find the state of the art.

I made research, i stayed at the office, and i quit aerobics for the sake of it.

Hmm..

Now i think i know what i actually feels.

I just want to testify that i did a lot more than what they claimed of student contributions on patent writing.

So those times that i spent on patent writing is worth a satisfaction.

But then again, its not fair for me to say its unfair for letting this things happen to me.

Surely God wants to show me or wants me to learn something from this.

I dono yet wat it is but at the moment, i wont put a sour face for this kind of thorn that paved on my way.

Nak wat camno laie~

At least i know how to write a patent now.

Heck.

I got every reason not to sulk.

:8)

Take me with you!!

I remember snapping this picture while celebrating her graduation.

Soon she'll be leaving for New York pula.

Great.

It means more souvenirs.

Btw, i want macho hunkies with 6 packs abs from New York.

But only those who can bare the smell of a Durian.

If only..

If only i could turn back time.

I would have poured less hot water in my mug.

So the coffee wont taste as tawar as now.

Camne nak kawen nih?!

Ouh~ I dont know that~~

Nginteresting!

Tambahan kepada b-day list: Teleskop.

Mahu sama seperti Hubble Telescope.

Atau yang lebih hebat.

I want to marry a Norwegian!

When I wrap my arms around you
Every mistake we made crumbles
When I wrap my arms around you
Everything echoes a new song
-Sondre Lerche

Hek ele minah~~

It kills me when someone is cramping my style.

Haih!

The theory of document..uuu~~~

"Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria.

People with the newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do." -ArcaMax Publishing

Hunkeliptic attack

Whats wrong with me???!!!

Warghh!!!!

*Tuka jadi ijau*

Entri Lekas.

I love this picca so very much.

Reminding me of little Jijah.

Not dat she's a grown woman now.

Shes still the combination of messy, food-smeared, cunning yet addorable 2 years-old kid.

Only that now she's learning how adults communicate with each other.

I geuss its from school.

Or maybe from her mischevious brother.

I remembered back then when i asked her to return my stuff that she played with.

She'll return it with the puss-in-boot (shrek version) looks and a cute smile and said

"Yayah nye ke? yayah nye?"

Now when i asked her to do the same she'll say with an attitude

"Eee..xyah arr.....Eish!"

Plus, a killer-look.

Haha!

Cute.

Kids are growing up fast.

And they make me feel old.

Dem u kiddos!

My version of popat

I had extra fun with my supervisor's project.

Weeheehee~~

Minuman Isotonik

"Kamu tunggu sini jap ek..org beli air.."

He came back holding two cans of 100plus.

"Abah beli 100plus.."

When my brother is around, dad never fails to put 100plus in the grocery list.

"Try drink 100plus right after ur sweating from exercise..it feels...wahhhh~~~..heaven!"

A tips from mrFusyi.

I tried the other day.

Right away after sweating from tennis.

I do play tennis baideway. Only dumbfully.

I end up rushing home, driving at 120km/h, ambushed the loo without giving any damn if anyone is using it.

And today at 8pm i bought a can of 100plus.

Now at 2pm im still having trouble finishing it.

Still more than half the can.

A guy collegue passed by and said

"Are u gonna finish dat?"

.....

Wats up with guys and 100 plus?

Its like they have this special bond.

The way they have it with their cars, or expensive watch, or football team, or even cammy.

Its just a drink.

That goes in ur tummy and out through your..

err..your..err..

ermm...

im not going to finish this line..

Sigh~~

Aku hanya luahkan hati dan perasaan kepada orang yang aku percaya atau rapat atau sayang.

Tapi hari ini orang-orang yang aku percaya atau rapat atau sayang are out of reach.

Maka aku akan luahkan di sini.

Oleh kerana hati dan perasaan aku adalah private, aku hanya akan meluahkan secara bunyi-bunyian.

.....

Eish!!!!!!!!!!!

WArgh!!

Isk...huhu~~~

(._,) hmmm~~

ntahle...

......

...

..

.

Benci.

Global-warming effect

It will be you and me up in the trees..
And the forest will give us the answers..
It will be you and I up in the sky..
It's a combination for disaster..
-Marty Casey, Trees

I loike!

Gatal-gatal

Yew!

Yew yew!

Yewyewyewyewyewyewyewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Dont ever ever evereverever..i mean EVER *eyes-wide*... swim in xKlub.

Or formerly known as Kelab Century Paradise somewhere in Melawati.

The water is murky and you can see micro-organisma swims along with you.

If you look closely at the tiny yucky living things, they're like giving u a look that says

" Im infecting u with rashes..miumiumiumiu~~~~"

Yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nak backpack..

..sini.

Definisi affectionate

High

Today my morning is like a movie scene.

Bangun pagi dengan perasaan yang semangat.

Macam dalam iklan tv where they wake up smiling, hair still neat, make up is on, and no lines on the face from the long night sleep.

Aneh, i cracked a joke with my sister at 6.30 am.

Walk to the gate and laugh-laugh with mom.

Drive slowly out of Taman Permata and said perky hi's to neighbours.

..........

Was i on drug last night?

All time favourite

Infrared photography.Courtesy of Marbo

Our version of being drunk.

Full tummy keeps a happy face.

And i was squashed by these happy people.

Love u babes loads..muahmuah~

*huggy-huggy*

Mahu!!! *guling-guling*

Geramnye.

I super want so much to travel.

Aku mahu!!!!!

Nak pergi gua mulu.

Ceh..gua tempurung pon tak pernah jejak.

Ape ntah lagi gua in batu caves where its super near my house.

But thats the thrill of it.

Going far-far on your own.

Nak pergi New Zealand, Scotland.

Nak pergi antartika!

Nak jumpe snow bear.

Nak tengok how they hibernate so i can also learn how to.

Nak cuba masuk dalam eskimo's house.

See if i can fit since it looks smaller from outside.

Heeeheee~~

Nak pergi jepun to meet the Harajukus.

Nak pergi Arab and India to taste their food.

I super love arabian and indian food. *drool~~*

Nak pergi Egypt so i can see and marvel and touch the pyramids.

Nak pergi Rome so i can sit at the colliseum.

Nak pergi Nevada so i can see the Hoover Dam.

Nak cube baling something into the dam and see it vanish.

Nak pergi Vienna so i can row in the romantic boat while luking into the eye of someone i love so much.

Eee..Jiwang..

And i want-want so much going to lavender garden so i can stand at the centre of the garden and become the odd color among them and so i can also smell the super sweet lady-ish smell.

Hmmm~

Ada orang nak belanja tak?

Cuba tengok ni..

Warghh!!!

Terlalu comel!!!!!

*pengsan*pengsan*

(x_x)

I need help..help!

10 sebab aku malas hari ini.

1) Pagi tadi makan ketiau goreng
2) Telah berhempas pulas selama 2 minggu setengah menyelesaikan projek kecil.
3) Sudah 2 minggu setengah put on hold projek besar.
4) Encik komputer terencat cacat.
5) Applikasi Mr Matlab terlalu gemok sehingga melembabkan prestasi Encik Komputer
6) Baru lepas menelan tiga biji asam strawberi
7) Rakan-rakan merancang percutian
8) Makan nasi lauk ikan kembung untuk lunch.
9) Tiada orang di belakang aku untuk menghendap aktiviti Encik Komputer
10)Pagi tadi bangun awal 10 minit dari hari biasa

People, motivate me please.

(~_~)

:(

Penat la tunggu.

Coz my mama tot me better than that!

Ada ulat dalam hidung.

Benci perasaan nak bersin tapi tak jadi bersin.

Macam naik roller koster.

Air mata mencurah-curah regardless my feelings.

Komidi, bosan, lapar, mengantok, benci, sayang.

Air mata tetap mengalir macam sungai.

"Putus cinta ke?"

Aku gadis cool.

Mana mungkin mencurahkan air mata jika putus cinta.

Aku terpaksa tangguhkan sesi penggambaran diri sendiri.

Oh, jangan salah anggap bahwa aku narcissistic.

Aku cuma nak test power saja.

Wajah aku seperti span yang penuh dengan air.

Macam spongebob serap air.

Air mata, air hingus, air kahak, air liur.

Owh, aku bukan ternak ulat resdung ok.

Ulat junk food causes this flu.

Dem u junkies!

Encik Pundak, ini entri panjang sikit.

Konversasi celaru 1:
"Which uni are you from?"
"UTP.."
"UTP?? Ciss!!!"

Bukan salah aku uni aku cool.
Bukan salah aku pelajar UTP lawa-lawa, hensem-hensem, pandai-pandai, kaya-maya.
Bukan salah aku UTP ada kebebasan bersosial, bersuara, berpakaian.
Bukan salah aku UTP tiada curfew.
Bukan salah aku kedai makan di tronoh mendapat 70% income dari pelajar UTP.
Bukan salah aku bangunan UTP cantik-cantik, kaca-maca, shining-shining.
Jadi, jangan lah kata "Budak UTP memang camni.."
Kau apehal?
Tak puas hati?

Konversasi celaru 2:
"What course are you taking?"
"EE"
"....EE?? Then what are you doing in Advance Informatics Dept?"

Hell you i'm learning demmit!

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." -Thomas Jefferson

Jom!

Hari ni hari malas sedunia.

Jom joli!

Yeay,buleh deting~

Bye warga Perak~

Tok, yayah ikhlas ni.

"Yah,jom la teman mama balik umah tok.."
"huhu..nak deting~"
"majok..."

My guilty conscience is killing me.